Panic! Locked Out Of My House Again

Well, that is just wonderful. I'm/You're/We're totally/absolutely/completely locked out of the house again. I swear, this happens/occurs/comes up more often than it/they/we should. Of course, it's coming to fruition at the most inconvenient/least desirable possible time. I left my keys in some unknown location. I've already tried every imaginable w

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